Async · No call
Pitch Teardown
$250
Send us your pitch, media kit, or rate card. We'll review it the way a brand would and send back a recorded or written breakdown with a rewrite.
For creatives · The Other Side of the Table
Brands don't buy posts. They buy outcomes.
We sit on the side of the table that writes the checks. Let us show you what brands actually see when your pitch lands in their inbox, and how to make it the one they say yes to.
Trusted by
- Papa Johns
- Wingstop
- Boys & Girls Clubs of America
- CultureCon
Is this for you?
This is for you if…
- i.You've pitched brands and heard nothing back.
- ii.You're not sure what to charge, or you suspect you've been undercharging.
- iii.You've landed a deal or two but can't turn them into repeat work.
- iv.You know your work is good, but you can't explain why a brand should pay for it.
The outcome
What you walk away with
Your brand-fit sentence
One clear line that tells a brand exactly why you're the right choice.
Three target brands
Matched to the problem you solve best.
A rewritten pitch
Ready to send the day you leave.
A rate you can defend
Say your number without flinching.
Work with us
Choose your level
Signature · 60 minutes
Buyer's Seat Session
$450
A 60-minute 1:1. You fill out a short intake form beforehand, we work through your pitch and pricing live, and you get a written recap afterward.
By application · 90 minutes
The Rehire Intensive
$1,500
For creatives already landing deals and ready to grow. A 90-minute strategy session, a pitch built for three target brands, a plan for retainers and rate increases, and two weeks of follow-up support.
FAQ
Common questions
Will this guarantee me a brand deal?
No one can honestly promise that. What we can promise is that you'll know exactly what to send, who to send it to, and what to charge, from someone who reads these pitches for a living.
I'm just starting out. Is this too soon?
Start with the Pitch Teardown. It's built for creatives who want to get it right before they start pitching.
What should I have ready?
Your current pitch or media kit if you have one, a few examples of your work, and a list of brands you'd love to work with.
Your work was worth something the whole time.
Let's make sure the brand sees it too.
Book your session